I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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