Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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