I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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