belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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