4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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