Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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