is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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