it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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