Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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