i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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