She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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