Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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