He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
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Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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