Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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