you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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