Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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