My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
