Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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