1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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