Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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