Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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