Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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