when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
