I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Randomize
