btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
You can't special order awesome
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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