I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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