I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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