SEEEEXXX PLEASE
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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