If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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