Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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