You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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