He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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