awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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