Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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