How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Just puked most of my soul out..
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