he shaved USA in his pubs
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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