I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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