check it out our google latitudes are spooning
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
