Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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