My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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