what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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