You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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