let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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