YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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