So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
