so explain again why im purple
no
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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