Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We're facebook friends in real life
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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