Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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