Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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