dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
