you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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